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The Entabulator (Technobabble)

Monday, May 31st, 2010

aka: “the turbo-encabulator”

In the words of Alan Greenspan: “If you thought you understood what I just said, it’s clear that you misunderstood me.”

Take a minute and read the description below before watching. “Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video. As a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance. Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down. I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman…”



[Thanks to Chris Keller of Consultant Alliance for finding this video.]

Run Time

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

— Alfred Hitchcock

A Girl’s Faults

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

— Benjamin Franklin

Science

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny…’

— Issac Asimov

Recession vs. Depression

Monday, August 24th, 2009

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.

— Harry S. Truman


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