You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

— Robert Frost

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

— Anonymous

You only need two tools in life: WD40 and Duct Tape.
If it moves and it shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.
If it should move but doesn’t, use WD40.

— Production Crew Motto

I’m not a vegetarian because I hate meat, I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

— Bumper Sticker

What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical question?