Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

— Homer Simpson

Tact is for People who aren’t Witty enough to be Sarcastic.

[Quote stolen from Lauree Martell]

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.

— George Bernard Shaw

Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

— Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

— Bjarne Stroustrup (creator of C++)