Hmmm, naughty have you been, presents not you, will be getting! Don’t let the serious face on this Yoda Santa fool you, if you are one with the Force, he will bring your presents. Then again, if you are a sub-contractor on the new Death Star, you probably shouldn’t count on a visit.

The Yoda Santa statue stands a mere 6″ high, “but judge not by size will you?” Detailed in fabricé fabric.

[via What On Earth]

Step away from The Dark Side and celebrate Christmas, Wookie Life Day or any other day with these Yoda Holiday Lights. Each Yoda is 3½” High and made of translucent plastic. They are strung along on a 10′ UL listed cord.

[via What On Earth]

From McMorran dot org:

The Planet Alderaan

It’s just a box of rocks…. yes, it’s the Planet Alderaan. Post-destruction, the play value of this toy was somewhat diminished.

Moisture farm massacre

Recreate the moisture farm massacre – Luke’s aunt and uncle* killed by imperial stormtroopers all over again!!

Aunt Beru

Uncle Owen

Dead Ewok

We saw this poor wee creature mercilessly gunned down by Imperial Troops in Return of the Jedi. In a moving scene, his furry buddy tries to revive him, but alas, he has bitten the dust of Endor’s moon.

Even in death, Ewoks represent a lucrative opportunity to sell playthings to Earthling younglings. Or perhaps not.

The Force

It’s not an empty box. The force is an invisible energy, it surrounds us and binds the galaxy together.

So stop whingeing. It’s not an empty box, it’s the FORCE™, all right?? [Ed. Note: Kenner is now selling this same action figure in The Lost line of toys as "The Smoke Monster"]