Now that you can order Pizza from your TiVo without even getting up, you might not have the strength to throw a paper airplane. Not to worry, the folks at Urban Outfitters have come to the rescue with a solution that costs billions less than NASA’s launch systems, $18 to be specific.

According to Urban Outfitters it was invented at Middlesex University and can fling folded paper up to 30 mph. While this may not be safe for younger children, or certain co-workers, it can be quite educational if properly supervised.

[$18 from Urban Outfitters]

Want your boots and gloves to last longer and dry quicker? Pacific Outdoors, via Amazon.com, has a solution for you. According to Amazon.com, it “uses quiet, efficient thermal convection to safely circulate warm air through your boots.” Whether or not this is a green solution, is not clear from the manufacturer’s information, but it does say it will help prevent the formation of mold in your shoes. ($44)

[Available from Amazon.com]

Every year my cousin cooks a turkey for Thanksgiving in his deep fryer, and it always comes out great. I’ve always wanted to try that, but the possibility of an explosion is there if there is just a drop of water on the turkey. That is just too much for me to risk in a suburban environment. My cousin is lucky enough to live on a ranch just out side of San Diego. Frontgate to the rescue, you know them, they are the mail order company that has $1000 lawn chairs.

Their Oil-less Turkey Fryer solves all of those concerns by cooking with propane while blasting the turkey with infrared to make a crispy turkey. It can hold up to a 16-pound bird. The cooking times is 8 to 10 minutes per pound. Available now for $199 [from Frontgate]

Okay, you are already sitting in front of the TV watching your TiVo, rather than getting up and exercising. So why not just forgo even the little bit of calorie burning by getting up and making a phone call. That’s what TiVo and Dominos Pizza are hoping you will do. Broadband-connected TiVo users will be able to order pizza, cheesy bread or any of the other artery-clogging menu items from your local Dominos Pizza. In fact, you don’t even need to get up and call them when 30 minutes has passed, as you can track the progress right on your TiVo. It is available now for free, the service that is, not the pizza. For more information see TiVo’s Press Release.

[via TiVo Press Release]

Pose the Stickman in almost any pose on his warning sign base, and create your own warning signs. Make your office a ‘balance on one foot’ zone or the kitchen a ‘cartwheel zone.’ The fun is endless, as are the warning signs.

Price: $11.99
(Via ThinkGeek :: What’s New.)