I’m not a vegetarian because I hate meat, I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

— Bumper Sticker

Growing up as a kid in southern California, I remember flying PSA (Pacific Southwest Airlines)  quite often to visit my dad in Los Angeles. It was always an enjoyable experience, unlike flying today. Now if I can just remember why I had such a great time on the airline whose slogan was “Catch Our Smile.”

Was it the cool flight pins they gave us kids?

Maybe it was the airplane glider kits?

I don’t think it was the low fare’s, as being a kid my parents always paid for the flights?

I guess I will just never know?

[For more PSA fun, visit Catch Our Smile.com and The PSA History Site]

Here are a few items I have seen in the Craigslist ads that struck me funny.

1. Comes fully furnished with stove and chair
2. Right next to the 118 and 101 freeways
3. Laundry room has Washer and Dryer
4. Sorry, no pets unless allowed by law
5. Smoking area located 1/4 mile south of building
6. Close to schools and pawn shops
7. Gym Room avail, picture required
8. Features Jacuzzi and newly emptied pool
9. Apartment entrance on site
10. Please no students or blind people

What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical question?

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

— Homer Simpson